An online profile

My lady, with everything heady that’s going on right now, I should really be using my tactical prose on any online real estate that’s afforded me to prosecute Gaza (it’s genocidal what’s taken place there) or Venezuela (I understand and don’t necessarily disagree with it) Minnesota (how many shots to the head and from the side of her car–bruh) and stay the fuck out of Iran and can’t we just build an intimidating base in Greenland? But since there’s already a mandarin class of influencers that have opinions and narratives in surplus, and furthermore they having the marketplace all to themselves, there’s really no need to go there (I mean, more than I already have). 🤓

Plus if I’m being vulnerable–you said you like it when we’re vulnerable– there’s really nothing at all original in my stash of opinions I’m afraid. I’m afraid that in fact I’m someone’s parrot on this topic or another influencer’s echo on that. I’m also not very confident any influencer’s opinion matters at this point, either.

Let me do what I’m supposed to be doing right now, then, and that’s trying to influence you. Besides, you are my audience. I should while these precious minutes with you. Let’s see:

Well, I’m a sucker for heels and form-fitting style and can talk smack and doesn’t take herself too seriously. There’s nothing more better than a well-kept, intelligent, financially independent woman with some faith/spirituality grounding her and who loves to be silly, feminine, healthy vain and who looks after her man when he’s not around and knows when his ego needs a little pumping when he is around–too much? Point is, fair lady, I’m 56, and I guess my perfect match just ‘gets it.” Moms, please please please have me-time built into your arrangements. And yes, I did just say ‘more better,” and yes, I know that’s improper English:) I write daily after all.

p.s. be broken up for at least a year or please don’t put yourself down as wanting a long term relationship. No one’s ‘available’ before then, nice try. In fact he probably still has some sh–shtuff over your house:)

Ideal date? Glad this site asked. Let’s see, there’s before the date. One who represents herself accurately in her profile, who is honest about her age? I’m pretty sure you’re a fan of us doing that, yeah?

Okay, so now we’re on the date. My ideal date is someone who, in a very short time, I’ll want to see again. One who I vibe with and makes me think twice about “logging in” as soon as I get home in order to see who “likes me” now. Chemistry kinda doesn’t give a rip if it’s over coffee that goes cold or some raunchy comedy show. It’s do I like being in this person’s space and how quickly do I want to get back to that space. You do like raunchy comedy, I hope.😂

Are you ready for more vulnerable?

I’m beset, fair lady. By all that surrounds us. Geopolitically. Socially and economically. What kind of man would I be if I weren’t civically conscious? ? What wetness is left out if I don’t preoccupy over what place I have in fixing any or all of these ailments, albeit with my rookie influence.

For you say so yourself: you want and need a man who makes moist your brain first before anything–ya know–there works.😉

You want a vulnerable man.

An honest man.

A manly man.

A man who, say, if and when he were forced out a high story window for his published convictions takes at least one lowlife with him.

You don’t really say that last part; I’m paraphrasing. You want a man with a pair, that better?

Except how do I do this without long, solitary reflective sessions at a desk; yes, hours away from you, as lovely a distraction as you might be. Do you know that men of my ilk fly involuntarily out of windows if they’re not careful? Mostly on other continents, but once in a while here, too (Charlie Kirk). It’s a blessing and a curse, really, to be freighted so. Now what?

Now humans continue to go trafficked in our city. Sadly ours is at the top of that ignominious list. Others given to fentanyl and the Quasimodo walk that goes with. We are practically Gotham, my fair lady. And I fancy myself a bit of a, well, that’s just it; what do I fancy myself?

Batman?

If only.

So what say you, fair lady? Friends with benefits?

For now?🙏🏼

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