I take this call. I'm told that I'm going somewhere in Alaska. I hear the word "Nome" at one point. Nome? Sounds a little too much like 'no' and 'home' put together. For those who know better, it is. I'm sad about it. Summer’s going to come and go while I'm up there. I’ll probably … Continue reading Whatever it takes
Author: neal
These next 40
Jesus said to His disciples: Take care not to perform righteous deeds in order that people may see them; otherwise you will have no recompense from your Heavenly Father. When you give alms, do not blow a trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets to win the praise … Continue reading These next 40
How much?
(In response to our Money Guy's last entry) Man, you really have it out for 45 and 47, hunh? I was awfully hesitant voting for him myself in case you hadn’t heard or read that memo. Look, we’re consummately trying to do shit different around here. We’re consummate tryers. That means for starters that while … Continue reading How much?
Ayo, Money Guy
tmc: Guess I can’t really flip you shit anymore about your Kansas City Refs. Geezus, you all right? Need anything? Another minute? Son of a . . . Dude, Snooze Bowl was more like it. Anyway, Money Guy slash Trump fan, let’s do this. It’s been a minute. Plus we got bigger shit to … Continue reading Ayo, Money Guy
Trump check
Lots up in arms over the sweeping terminations going on right now across the vast stretch of North American pampas otherwise known as federal bureaucracy. Elon, that big bad evil Elon, that who-let-that-son of a bitch-in-illegally Elon--he's coming, and he's gonna clean out your account. He's bringing his henchman, his leather-encased AI codes with him. … Continue reading Trump check
Under re-construction
Ever since I got sent home a few months back, I've been reinventing myself. It's how I like referring to it, anyway, although I don't know exactly what that's supposed to look like definition-wise. It feels like reinvention when I'm writing more. Looking for ways to monetize this sumbitch site and hopefully and diametrically change … Continue reading Under re-construction
Made Men
Catterly never pictured himself going out this way; standing in some god-forsaken heat sink, clad in the official old man’s uniform of big-butt cargo shorts and a Tommy Bahama Hawaiian shirt, guzzling white wine—probably Pinot Grigio, for Christ’s sake—and surrounded by a bunch of other wrinkled codgers; an entire community playing footsie with the gravedigger. No, his retirement … Continue reading Made Men
A noisy rescue
Damn, it’s hotter than two rats wrestling inside a wool sock next to the fireplace out here! I can barely concentrate on the intensity of combat with the sunburn I’ve got on the backs of my hands. It feels like they're being held inside a 400-degree oven. I misplaced my flight gloves earlier--the ones my … Continue reading A noisy rescue
Deal?
Did you see Barack and Donald chatting like two homies at 39's funeral? There's woke stars out there right now, still hyperventilating. Someone give those poor bastards some oxygen. Breathe, libs, breathe. Oh, and we mustn't forget these same woke stars and atheists and woke atheists taking down their Jesus-loving trees and ornaments and lights … Continue reading Deal?
About tmc
I got kidnapped. For real? Twice And you don't write about it? Dude, it's not who we are around here? Dude, what are you talking about? I mean we're not about all the chest thumping here. There's plenty of places to go to for that. Fuck you we're not. Dude, dudes do thump their chest … Continue reading About tmc
Things Men Carry 