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November 5, 2024September 23, 2025 ~ neal ~ Leave a comment

Undecided in ’24 (3 of 3)

November 4, 2024September 23, 2025 ~ neal ~ Leave a comment

tmc: As an avowed undecided voter, I'm curious your take on a lot of former top brass speaking out against Trump. Military figures just don't do that. Maybe we can have a conversation about it for my site if you're down? If not, no sweat. I'm still curious.  Travis: I have a strong opinion on … Continue reading Undecided in ’24 (3 of 3)

Undecided in ’24 (2 of 3)

October 25, 2024September 23, 2025 ~ neal ~ Leave a comment

Mr. Trump, Take the average king.  Sitting there all couchant-like on top of his rock or in the bush, mane pulled back by a breeze.  He’s regal as fuck, isn't he? He also gives off the appearance of sort of not giving a shit, but you’re not king by not giving a shit.  It's quite … Continue reading Undecided in ’24 (2 of 3)

Year 4 in Review

October 2, 2024September 23, 2025 ~ neal ~ Leave a comment

The kid tried like hell to be liked and get accepted into this one group. A homie got cancer and it's metastasized. He'll kill me if I write a piece about him. I'll probably do it anyway. The war in Gaza? I guess throw in Hezbollah while we're at it? Look, we're Things Men Carry, … Continue reading Year 4 in Review

Undecided in ’24 (1 of 3)

September 3, 2024November 1, 2024 ~ neal ~ Leave a comment

I'm in an imaginary van going down an imaginary highway. There's a motley bunch inside. A mix of brown and black and one white white person.  It's okay. You're not a racist. I'd probably think the same thing, too: it's some kind of correction house.  And because there's a few smaller whippersnappers and even the … Continue reading Undecided in ’24 (1 of 3)

It’s still out there, homies

August 24, 2024August 26, 2024 ~ neal ~ Leave a comment

(24 years, hot damn. And happy birthday, Jason. Hope to hear more from you, Homie)

Happy birthday

August 14, 2024September 23, 2025 ~ neal ~ Leave a comment

I picture her in a squat, stony house on a Portuguese island, stepping up on a stool to grab this bowl or that salt to help her mom cook. Because it's what my grandmother, the cook, told me about her little helper, my mother.  I picture her in Puerto Rico on her honeymoon in some … Continue reading Happy birthday

As Good as Your Last

June 7, 2024June 7, 2024 ~ neal ~ Leave a comment

I had this sort of slight condition, let’s call it. I mean, anytime it ever came up, Rebecca, my girl, put it all to rest of course. I was just shy was all.  That’s what she’d say.  “Besides,” she’d say, “you know it wasn’t your gift of the gab I fell in love with.  If … Continue reading As Good as Your Last

‘I don’t have AIDS’

April 30, 2024June 7, 2024 ~ neal ~ Leave a comment

There's a scene in the movie Boondock Saints when Willem Dafoe, who plays an FBI agent, is standing in the middle of a neighborhood where a gun fight happened.  It’s a crime scene.  There’s carnage everywhere.  Dafoe, or Agent Paul Smecker, plays back to all the forensics guys and others what he thinks took place … Continue reading ‘I don’t have AIDS’

Only man I ever kissed

February 4, 2024June 7, 2024 ~ neal ~ Leave a comment

I was fresh out of Quartermaster school and everything, and I'd write him letters in morse. Dit-da-dit kind of stuff.  He corrected me. In morse. It had to be close to fifty years for him since his last time talking to ships via morse off the Island of Sao Miguel in the Portuguese Azores, and … Continue reading Only man I ever kissed

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